I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize
