problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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