apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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