this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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