just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just found a bag of teeth...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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