You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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