So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We have started to decorate penises.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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