We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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