Whod you bang
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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