cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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