I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
