Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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