The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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