That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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