Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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