Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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