We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am available for nakedness
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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