That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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