do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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