after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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