he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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