dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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