why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
