That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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