Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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