First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
MIDGETS
????
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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