it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize