I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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