in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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