"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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