And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
