I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
