Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
