yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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