Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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