This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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