we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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