I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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