it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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