all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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