8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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