chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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