you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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