I want to stick my p in your. b.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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