Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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