she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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