your room smells of hookers.
And success
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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