I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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