Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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