I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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