My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
there is puke in my bra ... again
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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