Girls should come with a carfax report
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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